Overheard at a carshow.
He: Wow, check out the sound of the engine on this one. I wouldn’t mind taking this beauty home right now.
She: Look at that woman. She must think she’s some kind of special. So hoity toity.
He: Awesome! They flipped the differential on this one to get more clearance.
She: I wonder what breed that cute puppy is.
She: This one is nice. The color is so pretty.
He: I can’t believe the lug nuts don’t take out the fenders on that one.
She: Honey, how many more cars are there?